fun fact: me in the white shorts
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fun fact: me in the white shorts
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So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
adonis
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the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.
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sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
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This is my favorite post in the history of Tumblr.
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is it just me?
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is this cocaine gluten free